I tried to recreate Kobayashi's infamous single-hotdog-eating video (which, if you haven't seen, you may want to watch first) by eating a Hot Pocket in one bite. I failed, but oh it's such a glorious failure.
Here are the pioneers, the visionaries, the men, women and children unafraid to say "No, I will not eat your well balanced meal at your fancy dinner table." Let them serve as an inspiration in the fight against eating tyranny.
These ladies and gentlemen (and bear) are TRUE radical eaters. They will not allow themselves to be confined by quaint, outdated notions such as cutlery, location, or "quantity," when it comes to pursuing their passion. This list showcases the finest moments of the greatest, most inspirational eaters that the world has ever seen.
You might think we live in a free country, but you'd be wrong! The government still wants to control how and where you eat -- but it's time to rise up and fight the powers that be!
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