1. A clip from the 2007 pilot for a MTV show that was never picked up called Not Another High School Show was unearthed by Uproxx recently, and features two familiar faces — Jennifer Lawrence and Alison Brie.
3. In the show, based on the 2001 comedy Not Another Teen Movie, Brie plays the campy, push-up bra-wearing character Muffy the Vampire Slayer.
5. Future Oscar-winner Lawrence has a much smaller role in the clip; she plays a student named Amy who discovers the janitor/vampire that Brie has just gone to town on in the middle of the hallway.
JLaw had actually appeared on MTV before — as a teen she starred in My Super Sweet 16 promos.
7. “What’s your name, sweet tits?” the janitor, played by H. Jon Benjamin, asks Lawrence. Can you believe this didn’t make it to air?
9. Luckily for Brie, who appears to be the star, the show didn’t get picked up, and some other TV prospects (Community, Mad Men) came along for her.
11. …Though maybe not luckily for us.
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