Food·Posted on Mar 18, 201426 Alleged "Pizzas" That Should Be Ashamed Of ThemselvesIn order of escalating insanity.by Rachel SandersBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 26. Cauliflower Crust "Pizza" 25. Polenta Crust "Pizza" 24. Matzoh "Pizza" 23. Quinoa Crust "Pizza" 22. Portobello Mushroom "Pizza" 21. Zucchini Crust "Pizza" 20. Low-Carb Flax Crust "Pizza" 19. Shredded Potato Crust "Pizza" 18. Cauliflower, Carrot, *and* Kale Crust "Pizza" 17. Broccoli Crust "Pizza" 16. Eggplant "Pizza" 15. Ground Beef Crust "Pizza" 14. Crustless "Pizza" 13. Spaghetti Squash Crust "Pizza" 12. "Pizza" Zucchini Boats 11. Grilled Zucchini "Pizza" 10. Carrot Crust "Pizza" 9. Butternut Squash "Pizza" 8. Wild Rice Crust "Pizza" 7. Ground Pork Crust "Pizza" 6. Spaghetti Squash "Pizza" 5. Sweet Potato and Banana "Pizza" On Almond and Wheat Germ Crust 4. Kale Crust "Pizza" 3. Tempeh "Pizza Chips" 2. Tiny Tofu "Pizzas" 1. Plantain "Pizza"