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The 18 Saddest Pictures Of Matzoh On Instagram

Passover is going to be loooong, you guys. posted on March 22, 2013 at 10:20am EDT

Alanna Okun BuzzFeed Staff posted about a month ago

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The 18 Saddest Pictures Of Matzoh On Insta...

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1. Oh no.

Oh no.

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2. So dry.

So dry.

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3. Is that food, even.

Is that food, even.

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4. Cool plate.

Cool plate.

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The pattern really brings out the matzoh specks.

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5. My mouth wants to cry but it’s too parched.

My mouth wants to cry but it's too parched.

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6. Dividing it into quarters won’t make it go away.

Dividing it into quarters won't make it go away.

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7. WHOA is this really a thing?

WHOA is this really a thing?

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8. Okay, I guess?

Okay, I guess?

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9. Keep doing what you’re doing?

Keep doing what you're doing?

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10. That’s better.

That's better.

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11. You tell ‘em.

You tell 'em.

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12. Don’t do it, fat pigeons!

Don't do it, fat pigeons!

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13. It won’t even make you skinny!

It won't even make you skinny!

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14. It’s shaped like Illinois, if Illinois made you want to remove the roof of your own mouth.

It's shaped like Illinois, if Illinois made you want to remove the roof of your own mouth.

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15. There’s not enough water on the planet to quench this thirst.

There's not enough water on the planet to quench this thirst.

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16. Even Spock can’t save you.

Even Spock can't save you.

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17. Your life will cease to be anything but a handful of arid crumbs, scattered meaninglessly across the unthinking world.

Your life will cease to be anything but a handful of arid crumbs, scattered meaninglessly across the unthinking world.

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18. Good effort.

Good effort.

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riri a month ago

Cover then with toffee and chocolate and yum!
Cream cheese and lox or just butter!
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Kelly Hicks a month ago

I’m not religious, but I hope it’s not blasphemous that I love to eat plain matzoh!
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Is it a cracker, or is it supposed to be bread…? I know nothing about anything Jewish…. =/
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  it’s the “bread of affliction”, but it usually just manifests its evil self as a very bland, very dry cracker.
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alyjane a month ago

Hahaha. If its cooked right, it’s delicious. Otherwise it’s bland and lame.
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this one is my favorite.
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dirtmcgirt a month ago

My (Christian-Presbyterian) Church served a Jewish Passover meal when I was growing up so that we could experience different religious traditions and I remember loving everything except for this abomination. Matzoh aint right man, it aint right. It’s worse than the dissolvable Catholic communion wafers, and trust me when i say that those are hard to beat.
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