4. Cool plate.
The pattern really brings out the matzoh specks.
14. It’s shaped like Illinois, if Illinois made you want to remove the roof of your own mouth.
15. There’s not enough water on the planet to quench this thirst.
17. Your life will cease to be anything but a handful of arid crumbs, scattered meaninglessly across the unthinking world.
- The man accused in Friday's Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado made his first court appearance. Charges are expected to be formally filed on Dec. 9. ›
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