The 18 Saddest Pictures Of Matzoh On Instagram

Passover is going to be loooong, you guys.

1. Oh no.

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2. So dry.

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3. Is that food, even.

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4. Cool plate.

The pattern really brings out the matzoh specks.

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5. My mouth wants to cry but it’s too parched.

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6. Dividing it into quarters won’t make it go away.

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7. WHOA is this really a thing?

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8. Okay, I guess?

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9. Keep doing what you’re doing?

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10. That’s better.

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11. You tell ‘em.

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12. Don’t do it, fat pigeons!

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13. It won’t even make you skinny!

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14. It’s shaped like Illinois, if Illinois made you want to remove the roof of your own mouth.

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15. There’s not enough water on the planet to quench this thirst.

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16. Even Spock can’t save you.

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17. Your life will cease to be anything but a handful of arid crumbs, scattered meaninglessly across the unthinking world.

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18. Good effort.

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