#4 i work in a cafe and we have to wash and then wrap our apples. the assumption is someone will come along and pick an apple up before deciding they no longer want it.
when i was in 5th grade, my friend forced me to watch the texas chainsaw massacre. i had the most fucked up dreams that night. then the next day when i went back home, my neighbor started up his chainsaw and i nearly had a heart attack.
then when i was in 8th grade, my friend and…Â
i worked at mcdonald's for 5 years and i've seen and heard some funny shit.
a guy had a coupon that said "any bagel free" and he literally ordered an "any bagel".
an older couple order hot chocolates, and when i asked if they wanted them made with 2% or whole milk, they got mad…Â
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