34 Gifts For The Coolest Baby You Know

For the baby that is equal parts self-aware and authentic.


For a baby whose wails sound more like sensitive crooning. $16.98 from here.

ID: 1446058

2. A Kerchief Bib

Get one here for $10.

ID: 1446086

3. Tiny Skull-Print Toms

ID: 1446668

4. A Mason Jar Sippy Cup

So young, so rustic. $8 from Etsy.

ID: 1446720

5. France Baby Log Book

The most well-designed baby log book for the meticulous parent, featuring “plenty of room for notes, pictures, footprints & remnants of your loved ones lunch.” £16.50 from Present and Correct.

ID: 1502197

6. Cuddly iPhone and iPad Cases for Clumsy Toddlers

$79.99 for the iPad version and $49.99 for the iPhone version.

ID: 1447278

7. Cardboard High Chair

Not only is it 100% recycled, but it folds up into practically NOTHING, for urban-dwelling parents who are pressed for space. Get it here.

ID: 1450852

8. “Hi” Helvetica Knit Blanket

Even this baby’s wares are deadpan. $75 from Etsy.

ID: 1496135

9. Organic Wooden Teethers

$12 from Etsy.

ID: 1499424

10. Giraffe Swaddle Wrap

$50 for a pack of four.

ID: 1499489

11. The Pantone Colors Book

Get them started on a fruitful career in graphic design early. $9.99 from Bookworm.

ID: 1499565

12. Organic Veggie Cotton Teethers

Now the little one can have their own CSA box. $28 from Uncommon Goods.

ID: 1502909

13. Teepee-Print Leggings

$28 from Etsy.

ID: 1499613

14. Wooden Toy Camera

Around $34, many designs from this Etsy shop.

ID: 1501927

15. Self-Aware Zazzle Poetry Onesie

$25.95 from Zazzle.

ID: 1503093

16. Aztec Sweatshirt Romper

Almost TOO grunge. Contact Little Warrior for more information.

ID: 1501963

17. Knit My Neighbor Totoro Hat

For the baby that prefers Hayao Miyazaki to Disney. $25 from Etsy.

ID: 1502116

18. Felted Woodland Animal Mobile

For the baby that falls asleep willingly to Bon Iver. $238 from Etsy.

ID: 1503369

19. Fortune Cookie Booties

$28 from Uncommon Goods.

ID: 1502161

20. Gold Star Cloud Mobile

$50 from Etsy.

ID: 1502121

21. Galaxy Bib and Burp Set

$35 from Dwell Studio.

ID: 1502154

22. Keith Haring Pull Toy

$85 from The Fancy.

ID: 1502930

23. Knotted Onesie

This is like something Bjork would have worn as a toddler. Get it for $77 from Etsy.

ID: 1502169

24. Novelty Socks

$9.95 from Seed Heritage.

ID: 1502191

25. Handmade Baby Octopus Toy

Is it a toy or is it art? Your toddler will hopefully one day be able to tell the difference. $37 from Etsy.

ID: 1502263

26. Stackable Crayon Toys

For the burgeoning artiste. The large size makes them impossible to swallow and therefore safe for toddlers, and the formula is easily cleanable off of walls and other surfaces. $22 from Tortoise General Store.

ID: 1502284

27. Baby Bottle Shark Cozy

$18 from Etsy.

ID: 1502292

28. HUF Marijuana Toddler Socks

Gateway socks. $12 from Pick Your Shoes.

ID: 1502421

29. Pia Wallen Cross Baby Blanket

It’s like the baby blanket version of The xx album cover. £64.00 from Story North.

ID: 1502625

30. My First Meme Coloring Book

There are many awkward family photos in this baby’s future. €17 from Check This.

ID: 1502964

An example page.

ID: 1502966

31. Rainbow in My Room Nightlight

$25 from Urban Outfitters.

ID: 1502977

32. Space-Saving Wall-Mounted Changing Table

For the city apartment dwellers. £313.50 from Little Fashion Gallery.

ID: 1502681

33. Toddler Sushi Booties

$28 from Uncommon Goods. Wait…it gets better.

ID: 1502731

THIS!!! Is how they come packaged.

ID: 1502733

34. Ketchup Packet Costume

For obvious reasons, this is the coolest baby in town. $17 from Fancy.

ID: 1502993

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