1. Because now your kids will stop falling out of their beds.
3. All of your hard-boiled eggs will now be heart-shaped.
4. But best of all, the eggs will be perfect and unblemished.
5. And you could even make, like, a hundred of them at once.
IN THE OVEN!!!
6. Your white wine will always be the perfect chill temperature.
7. Access ALL OF THE SNACKS with one spin of your hand.
11. And your clothes will actually FIT.
No matter how bad at doing laundry you are.
12. Speaking of laundry…
You can keep reusing the aluminum ball for months and months.
15. Break in your new shoes in less than five minutes.
Shoes feeling tight? Put on socks before slipping on your shoes and aim a hairdryer at your feet. Keep them on while they cool.
18. Never suffer from Sriracha Overload again.
As if there even was such a thing.
19. Anytime you feel tears coming on…
It will stop you from crying and becoming a puffy red mess.
20. Your home will smell amazing.
Place coffee beans and tea lights in a ramekin.
21. All the stink will be eradicated from your life.
So put wads of newspaper in your shoes and refrigerator bins.
22. All your ice cream will be eaten out of a COOKIE BOWL.
23. The same ice cream that you didn’t even need to thaw out!
24. Keep your favorite pair of jeans, even if the zipper keeps sliding down.
26. Your next bag of microwave popcorn will be kernel-free.
28. Your beer will be ready to drink within 15 minutes of arriving home from the supermarket.
29. And you can store them without taking up the whole top shelf.
Your drawers will look like this…
Your spice rack will look like this….
You will clean, because your cleaning products will be neatly displayed in a shoe organizer.
32. And your sweaters won’t be all linty.
34. You’ll be ready for any impending disaster.
35. Mosquitoes will totally avoid you from now on.
37. Your car will now have the appropriate number of cup holders.
38. Your BLTs will all be AMAZING.
39. In fact, you’ll only be eating perfect sandwiches from now on.
40. You’ll be eating grilled cheese in no time.
41. You’ll realize there are multiple uses for every single thing ever.
42. You will be the life of every party.
43. You will spend the next year secretly drunk on beer.
44. And more excitingly, vodka gummy bears.
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