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44 Reasons Why Your Life Will Be So Much Easier In 2013

We really learned a lot in 2012. Now it’s time to put it all to good use. posted on

1. Because now your kids will stop falling out of their beds.

2. Your fitted sheets will be neat and flat.

3. All of your hard-boiled eggs will now be heart-shaped.

4. But best of all, the eggs will be perfect and unblemished.

5. And you could even make, like, a hundred of them at once.

IN THE OVEN!!!

6. Your white wine will always be the perfect chill temperature.

7. Access ALL OF THE SNACKS with one spin of your hand.

8. Get 30 seconds of your life back.

9. Get a FULL MINUTE of your life back.

10. You will never have a bad hair day.

11. And your clothes will actually FIT.

No matter how bad at doing laundry you are.

12. Speaking of laundry…

You can keep reusing the aluminum ball for months and months.

13. You’ll finally be able to tell your keys apart.

14. They’ll match your perfect colorful manicure.

15. Break in your new shoes in less than five minutes.

Shoes feeling tight? Put on socks before slipping on your shoes and aim a hairdryer at your feet. Keep them on while they cool.

16. Now you know the proper way to eat a cupcake.

17. Your sponges won’t be all gross.

18. Never suffer from Sriracha Overload again.

As if there even was such a thing.

19. Anytime you feel tears coming on…

It will stop you from crying and becoming a puffy red mess.

20. Your home will smell amazing.

Place coffee beans and tea lights in a ramekin.

Wrap candle pillars with cinnamon sticks.

21. All the stink will be eradicated from your life.

So put wads of newspaper in your shoes and refrigerator bins.

22. All your ice cream will be eaten out of a COOKIE BOWL.

23. The same ice cream that you didn’t even need to thaw out!

Instant gratification.

24. Keep your favorite pair of jeans, even if the zipper keeps sliding down.

25. Never again endure the sadness of squished bread.

26. Your next bag of microwave popcorn will be kernel-free.

27. That pancake batter is gonna come out REAL smooth.

28. Your beer will be ready to drink within 15 minutes of arriving home from the supermarket.

29. And you can store them without taking up the whole top shelf.

30. You will be organized for once.

Your drawers will look like this…

Your spice rack will look like this….

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You will clean, because your cleaning products will be neatly displayed in a shoe organizer.

31. Your face won’t be greasy.

32. And your sweaters won’t be all linty.

33. Your buttons will stop falling off.

34. You’ll be ready for any impending disaster.

Don’t have a tub of lard lying around? Use Crisco.

35. Mosquitoes will totally avoid you from now on.

36. You’ll find everything you ever lost in 2012.

37. Your car will now have the appropriate number of cup holders.

You can also use a shoe.

38. Your BLTs will all be AMAZING.

39. In fact, you’ll only be eating perfect sandwiches from now on.

40. You’ll be eating grilled cheese in no time.

41. You’ll realize there are multiple uses for every single thing ever.

Plastic bottles.

Upside-down wine glasses.

42. You will be the life of every party.

43. You will spend the next year secretly drunk on beer.

44. And more excitingly, vodka gummy bears.

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