23 Reasons Why May Is Going To Be The Best Month Ever

It just is! It’s science.

1. Because now you know how to properly eat a cupcake:

2. And chocolate if you’re a bird:

3. The weather won’t be this frightening:

But instead more like this:

4. This won’t happen to you:

Especially not this:

5. Because you’re not a dad at a Justin Bieber concert:

6. Because everything will go smoothly:

7. And you’ll have complete control:

8. And even if you don’t, don’t worry about it:

9. Because things won’t be this complicated:

10. They’ll be simple:

11. Because every time you peel a fruit it will work out perfectly:

12. Because you aren’t under as much pressure as Josh:

Unless you are Josh, then don’t let us down.

13. Because school is finally out:

14. Because everyday can be parachute day in gym class if you want it to be:

15. Because you’ll take the month by storm:

16. And assert yourself:

17. So get dressed:

18. Get focused:

19. And be thankful for what you have:

20. Now sit down and relax:

21. Look at this baby sloth:

22. And don’t sweat the small stuff:

23. Because…

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