1. See-through maxi dresses with the wrong underthings.
2. Celebrities who can't move past 2007.
3. A fringed midriff-exposing tank top-making booth.
4. Nationalist propaganda.
5. The belief that tall boots negate the need for pants.
6. Treating crocheted tops as a form of "clothing."
7. Thinking that being at a music festival makes you Native American.
8. Using neon to show that you are a "party."
9. Ghost boobs.
10. Shoes worse than cowboy boots or Uggs.
11. Face paint as a means of bonding with your girlfriend.
12. Gauzy wraps as an attempt to become more bird-like.
13. Showcasing your alternative bro-ness by wearing a dress.
14. Trying to be avant-garde and futurist types with plastic wrapping.
15. David Hasselhoff as "Witchgaze."
