Why Taylor Swift Is Our Real-Life Cher Horowitz

But seriously, she actually has a way normal life for a 25-year-old girl.

Their style is on point.

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It's her most capable looking outfit!

Cher isn't into lame high school boys.

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And Tay's not about to be played with, either.

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"Like, ever."

Cher was totally worried about helping her fellow man.

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Um, hello. Taylor's basically an angel.

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Merry Swiftmas!

Cher's full of great advice.

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And send yourself love letters, flowers, and candy so he'll see how desired you are - in case he didn't already know.

And Tay is a fountain of wisdom.

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Girl, teach us your ways.

Our Nineties queen calls it like it is.

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Well, it was.

So does Taylor, who is way over bullying.

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Girl could build a castle out of all the bricks those haters threw.

Cher is queen bee - the glue that holds her gal pals together.

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"We're both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."

Taylor's known for her close-knit group of friends.

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They're both amazing dancers.

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Look at those moves.

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Shake it off, shake it off

Despite her wild popularity, Cher really enjoys her nights in.

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Hm, sounds familiar...

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Lastly - they're both totally Clueless.

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...JK! Taylor's running this bitch.

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"She's literally the Polaroid of perfection..."