2. Freaking out over apps that attempt to recreate Cher’s closet.
3. Being completely unapologetic about how you actually wore knee highs every day of 1996.
4. Similarly, feeling pretty great about how you wore button-up shirts under sweaters.
5. Doing this dance at parties.
6. Freaking out about how awesome it was that Calvin Klein reissued this famous dress.
Not that we could actually afford it.