Buzz·Posted on 27 Nov 2014The John Lewis Christmas Advert Is Much Better When You Add A Sweary Geordie Penguin"I'm blind, Dec! I'm blind!" Slightly NSFW because of the swearing penguin.by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Remember the John Lewis Christmas advert this year, the one with the penguin? Someone has re-done it with the penguin played by a sweary Geordie. View this video on YouTube youtube.com Highlights include: "Here you gan, yer lazy shit." View this vine on Vine vine.co "It's dirtier than your mam in there." View this vine on Vine vine.co "I'M BLIND DEC, I'M BLIND!" View this vine on Vine vine.co The 2014 John Lewis Christmas Ad: Alternate Ending buzzfeed.com