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The 31 Greatest Business Cards In The History Of All Business

You would call these people back, every time.

1. Rob the Balloon Guy.

2. This highly adaptable Fuck card.

3. Lloyd, 94, retired.

4. Steve Miller, NOT the band.

6. This unimprovable testimony.

7. This very droll optometrist’s business card.

8. This boobtastic plastic surgeon’s card.

9. The card from this all-round American hero.

10. This hopeful dating-based card.

11. Kevin Smith’s business card.

12. This criticism-seeking card.

13. Doug, the minimalist.

14. The cards Steve Martin used to give out to people.

15. Guangbiao Chen, the most influential person of China.

16. This circumcising rabbi’s card.

17. This card you can give out to deserving fellow motorists.

18. This male stripper and his very reasonable rates.

19. This 86-year-old grandad’s standing order for a dry gin martini.

20. This not-at-all stereotypical Irishman.

22. I think I’d like a second opinion please, Dr Ben.

23. This estate agent, who is afraid of nothing.

25. This guy posing with a leopard while dressed as a leopard.

26. This DJ, who has probably spent enough time on the internet for one lifetime.

27. The no-nonsense advice from this California attorney.

28. The small essay that Tom Wilson, who played Biff Tanner in the Back to the Future films, gives out to fans.

29. Josh Rovinsky, who has figured out a way to enter prize draws without getting spammy marketing emails.

30. This “Sexual-Jedi”.

31. Wile E. Coyote.

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Patrick Smith is the UK media editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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