19 Heinous Acts That Prove Babies Are Masters Of Crime

These criminals are dangerous, unhinged and adorable.

1. Cold-blooded murder.

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2. Assault and battery of a man in a dog costume.

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3. Grand theft auto.

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4. Being drunk all the time.

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6. Doing a poo in an art gallery.

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7. Looking like a terrifying ghost on the baby monitor.

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8. “Barfing”.

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9. Crimes against dining ettiquette.

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10. Looking exactly like Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride.


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11. Being seven minutes old and already fed up with life.

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12. Bumsplosions.

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13. Just generally being a total jerk.

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14. Impersonating a baby ghost.

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15. Holding a business meeting over breakfast.

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16. TERRIBLE manners.

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17. Impersonating adults.

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18. Refusing to be a happy flower.

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19. Not giving a single fuck.

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And remember, baby crimelords: there’s only one place you’re ending up: baby jail.

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Patrick Smith is a senior reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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