oh, you are late.

I did make a voodoo doll out of my Mel b and placed it on my bitchy neighbour’s porch. Best thing I could have done with it.

sweet baby jesus

THANK YOU, BUZZFEED. As I watched that scene, the only thing I could do was gasp/convulse/die inside because I felt like Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed. SRSLY, NICK MILLER. YOU RUINED ME LIFE

“Via Brazil, not surprisingly.”
Well, fuck you.

you should be glad then.

Cuba Gooding Jr isn’t his partner in As Good as it Gets. He’s his agent.