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The 28 Best Reasons For Getting Detention

Totally worth it.

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1. For dusting off a classic joke.

2. For candidly reacting to an exam grade.

3. For volunteering as tribute.

4. For forgetting you're not at Hogwarts.

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5. Or that you're not really a wizard.

6. For distracting others with pictures of cats.

7. And pugs.

8. For deploying a perfect "that's what she said."

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9. Twice.

10. For using the "Hammer of Justice."

11. For quoting Zoolander.

12. For giving in to your urges.

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13. For dropping truth bombs.

14. For caring about craftsmanship.

15. For Beliebing.

16. For literally bible-thumping.

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17. And other general smiting.

18. For not being original enough.

19. For #occupyingthecafeteria.

20. For knowing more than your teachers.

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21. For using the term YOLO appropriately.

22. For using the term YOLO inappropriately.

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23. For using the term YOLO at all.

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24. For being Clark Kent.

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25. For humping Troy's head.

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26. For ongoing nonsense.

27. For drinking paint.

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28. For excessive chair squeaking. Oh, and farting in someone's face. Twofer.