You missed the episode “Squeaky Boots,” which was a full-episode spoof of “The Tell-Tale Heart” by Edgar Allan Poe. Now there’s some real highbrow.
Response to Questioning Your Sexuality:
Thanks for all the feels this morning…
Jogging behind me: “I’m mesmerized watching your calves as you run; they’re very impressive.” Also, a family friend: “Those are just about the biggest hands I’ve ever seen.” Not a compliment, you say? She then snapped at me to “say thank you” and followed it up with “They’re so pretty, like… piano player hands.” Quit while you’re behind…
“You’re adorable, like a little Labrador puppy on crack.” I… what?
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