1. Drink if someone makes a joke about North West’s name.
But seriously. You’ve got Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, Kylie, and Kendall… they could’ve at least named her “Knorth.”
3. Drink if Miley Cyrus does something to prove she’s a sex symbol. Or twerks.
5. Finish your drink if Amanda Bynes wears a new wig in public.
6. Drink if you’re so over finding out who A is on Pretty Little Liars.
7. Drink if you hear someone already planning Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign.
8. Drink every time one of your friends gets addicted to Game of Thrones.
9. Finish your drink when they call you whining about the Red Wedding.
STOP! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS A SPOILER BE CAREFUL! DON’T WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE RED WEDDING EPISODE YET. Phew, close one.
10. Drink if BuzzFeed posts something about millennials.
11. Drink when you go see cartoon movie sequels like Monsters University, Despicable Me 2, The Smurfs 2, etc.
12. Drink every time one of the True Blood characters is in a sex scene.
14. Drink every time Justin Bieber posts a selfie or has a controversial temper tantrum.
15. Drink if Instagram or Vine raise their video feature’s second-limit. Again.
16. Drink if Lindsay Lohan tweets something depressing.
More info here.
17. Drink for any stages of T-Swift’s “date him, dump him, and write a song about him” cycle.
This is sure to get you shitfaced.