9. Finish your drink when they call you whining about the Red Wedding.
STOP! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS A **SPOILER** BE CAREFUL! DON’T WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE RED WEDDING EPISODE YET. Phew, close one.
21. Drink if you hear a top 20 song with lyrics loosely involving “being young and free,” “running things,” or “partying until the sun comes up.”
22. Finish your drink if any royalty is born.
24. Finish your drink if you pay for extra lives on Candy Crush Saga. And then reevaluate your life.
If you’re still alive, you win. You win life.
- Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders clashed on immigration, Obama, and Kissinger (!) in Thursday's Democratic debate. We have a recap for you 🇺🇸
- NYPD Officer Peter Liang was found guilty of manslaughter in the 2014 shooting of Akai Gurley, an unarmed black man.
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