I really miss those days. Sigh.

Exactly! The popular vote has nothing to do with it…each country’s jury votes in advance of the show apparently. Such bullshit…Romania was robbed.

Umm. THEY KILLED THE CHIEF, and you’re focusing on Calizona?!

She is so gorgeous. She’s also BFF’s with Tom Ford. So, I ask myself how such a stunning woman with such talented friends consistently dresses so poorly for awards shows and festivals?

No need for quotation marks. She is plus-sized. That doesn’t mean she isn’t beautiful, but she is a plus-sized model. American consumers tend to forget (or not even know) that they are victims of vanity sizing. So the label may read “12”, but she’s most definitely larger than an actual 12.

Some of these make my stomach churn. I don’t care how friendly an animal is—-it should never be allowed that close to a baby or small child! Then again, a six-year-old in my village was mauled to death by the sweet and unconditionally-loved family dog, So I guess that tragedy made me a realist when it comes to pets.

I think she’s refreshing. She says motherhood is rewarding but hard, admits her body is only that good bc of a strict diet and dedicated workout regimen, and is very public about having to constantly work at her marriage. The only people I imagine would be annoyed with that are single, non-parents who are either naturally thin or just don’t give a shit. For the rest of us, all these things she’s admitting ring 100% true. I see nothing remotely irritating about the core of her honesty.

There is nothing wrong with #5. I swear it’s not me. Just defending a woman’s right to wear koala masks.

EIGHTY-FUCKING-SIX?!?!

EIGHTY-SIX?!