Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, these stories that were terrifying as sh*t.
because why do something productive?
These should all be PUNished for how silly they are. Another bad joke. Please don’t PUNch me.
There are nine different types, but which is yours?
You could illegally download Lego right now.
Important cats defying stereotypes.
People are suddenly posting lots of screenshots of text to Twitter.
‘Tis the season of witty one-liners.
Clothes. Fragrances. Massages. Mimosas. Fine leather goods…
“Music is what feelings sound like.”
YOU PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE PIZZA.
And Season 3 will introduce book favorites Lady Murasaki and Francis Dolarhyde.
Book and cat lovers, this is fur you.
Some of these actually deserve a punishment.