1. The one where Chandler is Tintin and Monica has one arm
2. The one where Ross gets his face sewn onto his head by Marcel
3. The one where Phoebe was born using forceps
4. The one where Chandler gets his eyes glued shut
5. The one where Monica is played by Cher's uncle
6. The one where Joey is a Mexican accountant
7. The one where Rachel humps a violin
8. The one where Ross has piles
9. The one where Phoebe put her eyeliner on in an earthquake
10. The one where Chandler is actually a PE teacher from Sheffield
11. The one where Monica is played by Steve Tyler
12. The one where Joey's face slips four inches down his skull
13. The one where Rachel is a burns victim
14. The one where Ross kills himself because he doesn't like sushi
15. The one where Phoebe smells something a bit yeasty in her handbag
16. The one where Chandler gets his face pushed in on itself with a ladle
17. The one where Monica is a boss-eyed, no-necked frube
18. The one where Joey's a vampire
19. The one where Rachel passes out with her eyes open
20. The one where Ross is actually a proboscis monkey
21. The one where Chandler's nose is actually a steamliner
22. The one where Monica is Megan Fox in a very powerful wind tunnel
23. The one where Joey is a lesbian
24. The one where Rachel claws through someone else's neck
25. The one where Ross wears too much lipgloss
26. The one where Phoebe is the lion from The Wizard of Oz
27. The one where Chandler is just some guy called Steve
