#6 almost killed me

That Bojangles biscuit is one of the ways God shows he loves us

#21 a) my favorite David Bowie song. PERIOD. And b) Luther sang backup with a lot of artists before going solo. Roberta Flack among them…

Damn it Amanda… get your life together

Proof being a republican is super bad for you… that & whatever she’s on

Pretty sure all of these victim-blaming, slut-shaming, rapist-sympathizers are men… maybe a few self-loathing women are thrown in for good measure.

I take issue with your placement of sweet potato… I am a southerner & will place sweet potato well above pumpkin.

Why did I hit play? I’m so ashamed I wasted 5 mins of my life.

And also: Hate-filled “Subway Preachers”: Yes, I do know Jesus & no, I’m not going to hell because I’m gay. Please take your ignorance & hate elsewhere The PDA Couple: Oh, great… you guys are in love (more likely lust). Could you wait until you get home before sticking your hands down each others pants? This is a Queens-bound A, not a Queen-sized bed. And also, no one should use THAT much tongue. You’re gross “Who Needs Headphones?” Guy: Why bother with expensive headphones when you can just blast your music from the shitty speakers of your Droid phone? You may be a fan of Lil Wayne & 2 Chains but the rest of us? Not so much…