How Men Really Feel About Valentine's Day

"It's a made up holiday!"

1. "I'm like really into cheesy shit."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

2. "An excuse to spend money I don't have on really good food."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

3. "Meh."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

4. "Chinese food + the love of my life + couch."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

5. "I have no idea what day it is and I should probably know."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

6. "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

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Relationship Status: Way single

7. "When I was single: 'I am so alone.' Now: 'Why is this happening to meeee.'"

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Relationship Status: All systems ~engaged~

8. "It's a time to listen to The Smiths."

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Relationship Status: Single. Gay.

9. "None of your DAMN BUSINESS."

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Relationship Status: None of your damn business

10. "When we got our first printer, I accidentally made my class 'Vantine' day cards. Haunted."

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Relationship Status: Someone's boyfriend

11. "I used to think it was dumb, but then I started dating someone who also loves Chinese food in cold weather, so now it's OK by me."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

12. "I like the idea, but it's...unnecessary."

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Relationship Status: In a relationship

13. "It's a made up holiday! Stop giving all your money to the greeting card companies SHEEPLE!"

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Relationship Status: ENGAGED!

14. "It's a stupid excuse to be extra nice to someone who you should already be extra nice to."

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Relationship Status: Married to my job