1. Buy a Fancy Slip ‘N Slide
Look at this thing. It has an arch.
2. Make a Frozen Drink From a Pouch
Possibly a terrible idea, but when they’re selling frozen margaritas next to the gum Duane Reade you have to at least try them.
4. Hold a Push-Up Pop Scavenger Hunt
Someone must still carry the sherbet-ish treats flavored with just a hint of cardboard.
5. Skip Work For a Beach Day
Just remember when you go into work the next day “sunburn like rash” is totally a symptom of the strange illness that kept you home.
6. Build An Epic Sandcastle
The bar has gotten a lot higher.
7. See An Outdoor Movie
A magical venue that has you saying things like, “Yeah, I could see Shrek again.”
8. Play a Game of Mini Golf
You’re going to own those ten-year-olds in front of you.
9. Play Summer-The Drinking Game
Take a shot when you find a mosquito bite on your leg even though you haven’t left your air conditioned apartment in two days, take a shot when you read your 20th article trying to name the song of summer 2012…..
10. Flip Through a Beach Read
Or lug Infinite Jest around with your towel, whatever works.
11. Make S’mores
It still counts if you melt them in the microwave.
12. Stage A Battle To The Death Water Gun Fight
Or just bring a tiny water pistol to work and periodicity squirt your coworkers.
13. Go Tubing
Little tubes, giant tubes, floating tubes, rocketing behind a speed boat tubes-there are just so many choices.
14. Catch Some Fireflies
Or stay inside away from the bugs and buy a sun jar online.