mlryan26

Seriously people, use a different washcloth every time you shower. Also, use soap and wash your buttholes....at the end of the shower! Y'all nasty.

My husband's ex named her kids beautiful and unique

I was induced at 41 weeks and the process took quiet a while. After 6 hours, the contractions finally started, but started at 2 minutes apart and I was only 3cm dialted so I request an epidural. After trying a few more failed trick to get me to dilate the doctor went to check if I… Read More

One evening I was on the phone with my mom when my 2 month old woke up from his nap and my phone was gonna die any second. I picked him up, grabbed a diaper and wipes and a changing pad, and took him to his play mat. I plugged my phone in the charger, continued talking to my mom and… Read More

Love this list! But Balto is actually based on a true story about a husky who led a sled dog team to transport a life saving serum to Anchorage, Alaska in, if my memory serves me correctly, the 1920s. Me and my brother were totally obsessed with Balto when we were kids!

I cried once because I burned my hand on a pan and broke a glass in one swift motion. In my defense I was 6 1/2 months pregnant.

There's an 8/8 chance I've seen this movie way too many times

When my nana found out about my brother's tattoo, she said "I'm going to get one across my ass that says 'been there, done that!'"

When my 90 year old Nana found out about my brother's tattoo, she said turned around and said "I'm going to get one across my ass that says 'been there, done that!'"

When I was 3 and my brother was 1, our mom told us to clean up our toys before we could watch Barney. So as toddlers do, I tried shoving my plastic Barbie bed under the couch and told mom everything was clean. She turned Barney on for us and my brother started bouncing up and down… Read More