1. Why they have social lives:
Why do punk-pop kids think its okay to leave their houses at all?
2. Why they support the record industry:
why do people buy vinyls when they don't even have a record player i s2g these pop punk kids are gonna be the death of me
3. Why they accessorize:
Question for Twitter: Why do pop-punk kids enjoy snapback hats so much? I don’t see the appeal. This is a real inquiry.
4. Why they have similar tastes:
Why do all of you pop punk kids have to name your pets Parker? Gtfo
5. Why they never have cold feet:
Why do hardcore and pop punk kids not wear socks
6. And why they never have cold legs:
Why do pop punk kids LOVE leg sleeves so much?
7. Why they network:
WHY THE HELL DO ALL THE POP PUNK KIDS IN THE BAY AREA KNOW EACH OTHER HOLY FUCK
8. Why they're even alive:
Why do pop punk kids still exist?
9. Why they have human emotions:
Why do pop punk kids never get over their exes
10. Why they like certain motifs:
why do pop punk kids talk about anchors all the fucking time???
"And it's kind of funny the way we're wearing anchors on our shirts..." -- Fall out Boy, "27"
11. Why they have diverse interests:
I'll never understand why pop-punk kids keep following me. Do I really give off that "I hate my town, I like my friends, I love pizza" vibe?
12. Why they're passionate:
Why do pop punk/post hardcore kids take their music so seriously? Like. It's alright I guess. But calm down.
13. Why their family life is the way it is:
why do all pop punk kids have divorced parents?
14. Why their genetics did the thing:
Why do pop punk kids always have big ears idgi
15. Why they prefer looser-fitting clothing:
Why do a lot of 'Pop-Punk' kids wear shirts three sizes too big for them. It makes them look ridiculous.
16. Why they have friends:
Why do shitty pop-punk kids travel in packs? Six of them just walked in and I'm pretty sure they're all wearing Man Overboard shirts.
17. Why they're consistent:
Why do pop punk kids dress the exact same way they did in the fall of fifth grade is a better question
18. Why they dig popular culture:
why do all pop punk kids like Star Wars? do they go hand in hand or?
19. And, most importantly, why they love pizza so much:
Why do pop punk kids hate everything besides pizza
why do pop punk kids think they are very special for liking pizza literally everyone likes pizza it's not just a specific music genre wtf
Why do pop punk kids get all the pizza just please share children we all like pizza be nice sharing is caring.
why do pop punk punk kids love pizza so much?
WHY DO POP PUNK KIDS HAVE SUCH A THING FOR PIZZA WTH
why do hot girls and pop punk kids think they're the only ones who like pizza?
Why do pop punk kids love pizza and cats so much?
and why do these "pop punk kids" feel the need to list "pizza" as a trait in their bio like wow u like pizza so does everyone else
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