The 30 Most Memorable Mug Shots Of 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the best mug shots of the year. Everyone’s a winner!

1. Most Painful

Daniel Wood, a homeless man in Ohio was sniffing on some spray cans when cops tasered him. The taser set him on fire. This was his mug shot.

ID: 7275797

2. Most Pathetic

21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State University student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28. Sexton fired an Airsoft rifle at the store’s windows, causing more than $15,000 worth of damage. This was his mug shot.

ID: 7275798

3. Duo Of The Year

These were the 2 Domino’s employees who farted/spit/snotted on food.

ID: 7275799

4. Goofiest

Katt Williams. He’s a comedian!

ID: 7275800

5. Biggest Redneck

Dale Lee was arrested for aggravated battery. Yes, his teeth. But why wasn’t he wearing a shirt?

ID: 7275802

6. Celebrity Mug Shot Of The Year

Phil Spector. Congrats!

ID: 7275803

7. Best Hair

Marcus T. Bailey was arrested outside a barbershop when he stepped outside, mid-haircut.

ID: 7275804

8. Hall Of Fame

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Henry Earl was arrested for his 1,000th time this year. Kudos!

ID: 7275805

9. Hungriest

Maria Magobet ordered lunch meat and cheese from a deli counter, then left the store without paying. This was her mugshot.

ID: 7275806

10. Biggest Surprise

The ShamWow guy got arrested in Miami after a hotel brawl with a prostitute.

ID: 7275807

11. Most Stylish

An Indiana Elementary School Principal was arrested for driving under the influence, while wearing a pretty pink dress.

ID: 7275808

12. Cutest

The cast of the Vampire Diaries was arrested for allegedly flashing motorists.

ID: 7275809

13. Best Face Tattoo

22-year old Sean Roberts’ has the state of Florida tattoo’d on his face. Easy win.

ID: 7275810

14. Most Bad Ass

24-year old Nicole Marty flipped off the cops in her mugshot after crashing into a utility pole in Long Island.

ID: 7275811

15. Best Facial Hair

Half beard man! Genius.

ID: 7275812

16. Most Unfortunate T-Shirt

Bradley Gellert was arrested for charges of assaulting his wife.

ID: 7275813

17. Creepiest

18-year-old Tyler Hayes Weinman was charged for a string of cat killings and mutilations in the Miami area.

ID: 7275814

18. Happiest

ID: 7275815

19. Best Eyebrows

Gorgeous/flawless beauty.

ID: 7275816

20. Best Graphic T

ID: 7275817

21. Dumbest

Miss Teen Louisiana was arrested after she and a group of friends allegedly tried to dine-and-dash over a $46.07 bill. Problem — the pageant queen left her purse at the scene of the crime. Oops!

ID: 7275818

22. Former Child Star Mug Shot Of The Year

“Family Ties” star Brian Bonsall was arrested after allegedly hitting one of his best friends, Michael Trujilo, in the face with a bar stool.

ID: 7275819

23. Most ~Ironic~

Donald Earl Fite III AKA “The Hipster Fish Killer” is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, “If she can’t have me, then she can’t have the fish!”

ID: 7275820

24. Best Halloween Costume

ID: 7275821

25. Pirate Of The Year

Kay B. Fortheringham tried to shoot a stray cat, but instead hit two people.

ID: 7275822

26. Most Embarrassing Crime

ID: 7275823

27. Nerdiest

Carla Levesque was busted for having sex with an unidentified man in the restroom of the Rockville Public Library.

ID: 7275824

28. Drunk Clown Of The Year

ID: 7275825

29. Hottest Mess

ID: 7275826

30. Worst Disguise EVER

The permanent marker mask guys.

ID: 7275827


We’ve removed the name of one of the people pictured at his family’s request.

ID: 7275852

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