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It's Roy Lichtenstein, come to life. This would take forever and also be infinitely less douchey than your Ballon Boy costume.
Disney movies are a lot less whimsical when you put character motivations in such stark terms.
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Here's a funny instructional video for the GThrust, a footboard sex toy that's supposed to help a man find a woman's g-spot. The couple in the video demonstrate how laughing while using a goofy sex toy is really the key to sustaining an enjoyable sex life. Also, yes, I am devolving into the resident sex toy editor.
In fairness it must be difficult to come up with a new conspiracy to be “outraged” about every night. Not all of them are going to be winners.
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