Surprising, yet highly accurate.
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A cow sucks from its own udder and looks a bit defensive after getting caught.
I guess sarcasm is extra credit.
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Christopher Walken copies Jude Law with a dramatic reading of the Lady Gaga masterpiece.
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This is an actual receipt from Nello's in New York City. The customer was Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who had no problem dropping 47k on food and drinks for himself and five other people.
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The nice people of the Today Show dressed up in Star Wars costumes, which was geeky and cute and whatever. Then they let some drunk little people on the set (spoiler: a fight breaks out). HALLOWEEN MAGIC.
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From last night's South Park, called “Whale Whores.” F**K-A YOU, DOLPHINS!!!
A math professor prepares a special Halloween lecture that mixes pre-edited video with live action.
If I ever go back to college, I'm enrolling in Biola University.
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Have you given thought about your tombstone lately? If not, it's time to get moving. Death is on its way!
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What the hell are these cats thinking? Creepy cat about 10 seconds in.
It's Roy Lichtenstein, come to life.
This would take forever and also be infinitely less douchey than your Ballon Boy costume.
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Disney movies are a lot less whimsical when you put character motivations in such stark terms.
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A 27-year-old St. Petersburg, Fla. man was arrested early Saturday morning on a misdemeanor open container charge. Looks like he was prepping for his Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde costume.
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I knew it!
And he has traveled across oceans of time to find us…
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Here's a funny instructional video for the GThrust, a footboard sex toy that's supposed to help a man find a woman's g-spot.
The couple in the video demonstrate how laughing while using a goofy sex toy is really the key to sustaining an enjoyable sex life. Also, yes, I am devolving into the resident sex toy editor.
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In fairness it must be difficult to come up with a new conspiracy to be “outraged” about every night. Not all of them are going to be winners.
“The woman at my polling place asked me do I believe in equality for gay and lesbian people. I was pretty surprised to be asked a question like that. It made no sense to me. Finally I asked her: what do you think I fought for in Omaha Beach? “
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