1.
Stay away from the mall.
2.
Burn all of your embarrassing photos.
3.
Ignore your tween cousins at all costs.
5.
Don't forget to finish your Christmas shopping.
6.
Stay calm when you get stuck in gridlock.
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NEVER let anyone make you feel like a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
10.
Stop being so grumpy.
11.
Okay, go have a stronger drink!
12.
Quick, go hide your dad's favorite Christmas album.
13.
Try and figure out what your dog is thinking.
14.
If someone asks you to explain the internet, run away.
15.
Call up those friends you never see anymore.
16.
Remember to include everyone!
18.
Get down with your bad self.
19.
Did someone say egg nog?
20.
Let yourself get all sentimental.
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Try not to drink too much!
22.
Don't call your uncle out about the time he "played racquetball with Bill Murray."
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Don't let this be you.
25.
Because moral hangovers are a lot more painful the alcohol induced ones.
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But it's okay, remember Charlie Brown's Christmas heals all wounds.
