9. NEVER let anyone make you feel like a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
14. If someone asks you to explain the internet, run away.
15. Call up those friends you never see anymore.
22. Don’t call your uncle out about the time he “played racquetball with Bill Murray.”
25. Because moral hangovers are a lot more painful the alcohol induced ones.
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