2. Burn all of your embarrassing photos.
5. Don’t forget to finish your Christmas shopping.
9. NEVER let anyone make you feel like a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
12. Quick, go hide your dad’s favorite Christmas album.
13. Try and figure out what your dog is thinking.
14. If someone asks you to explain the internet, run away.
15. Call up those friends you never see anymore.
22. Don’t call your uncle out about the time he “played racquetball with Bill Murray.”
25. Because moral hangovers are a lot more painful the alcohol induced ones.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›