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Because they take the time to get to know you.
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And let you in on their deepest secrets.
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They help keep children grounded — literally.
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They are the only people that you never mind being bothered by.
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They bring you the things you can't live without.
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They keep your packages hidden so no one can ever find them.
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Seriously, they're masters of disguise.
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I mean they're basically illusionists.
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They ignore the law in order to guarantee your happiness.
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They hand-deliver the sustenance of life.
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And they don't put up with any bullshit.
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They're incredibly cuddly.
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And they bring you important messages from loved ones.
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They have the best sense of humor.
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And they're complete professionals in everything they do.
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And sometimes accept tips in the form of beer.
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Did I mention they're amazing at hiding packages from sticky-fingered neighbors?
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And they'll find you — even if the only clue is your nickname.
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And they never fail to make us smile.
