1. This modern Einstein:
2. This geography bee winner:
3. This person who will believe any life hack:
4. This person who believes gullible is written on the ceiling:
5. This conspiracy theorist:
6. This role model:
7. This supporter of indie music:
8. This Rocky Mountain dreamer:
9. This revolutionary:
10. This lifesaver:
11. This person exposing Obama's true purpose.
12. This lover of excellent music:
13. Anyone pissed they missed this class on the course catalog:
14. This hater of delicious, chic baby food:
15. This guy who couldn't stay silent anymore:
16. This shocked swimfan:
17. This poor microwave owner with a faulty snowflake button:
18. This mathematician:
19. This person who should probably switch cell phone providers:
20. This father afraid of Disney's notorious brainwashing:
21. This scholar:
22. And this sleepyhead:
