1. You can never find your size clothes on sale.
2. Sometimes people think you are shorter than you actually are because you slouch a lot.
3. Sometimes bartenders take a while to notice you when you're trying to get a drink at the bar.
4. You get freaked out when high school kids are taller than you.
5. Someone has called you short, and you had a minor existential crisis.
6. You can't stand when people act like being "tall" is a personality trait.
7. You can't stand listening to tall people complain about the inconvenience of their height.
8. You always know when someone else lies about their height.
9. And you briefly considered saying you were 6-foot on your drivers license.
10. But you didn't because you pride yourself in honesty.
11. You have a chip on your shoulder, whether or not you acknowledge it.
12. You know that you don't need to be 6-foot-4 to be uncomfortable sitting on an airplane!
13. Sometimes extreme turbulence makes you nervous when you're flying.
14. You have daydreamed about dunking a basketball.
15. You really wanted a trampoline growing up.
16. A stranger's umbrella has come perilously close to poking you in the eye.
17. You like standing behind shorter people at concerts, instead of taller people.
18. Most European showers are a pain in the ass.
19. You feel like you're smarter than most people who are taller than you.
20. You have a hard time reaching stuff on the top shelf too, but you won't ask anyone for help.
21. You feel taller when you're wearing ice skates or roller blades.
22. You secretly think you would have gotten a promotion by now if you were a few inches taller.
23. You've been tempted to do something drastic with your appearance in order to stand out — such as growing ill-advised facial hair.
24. You feel like most supermodels dismiss you because of your height without getting to know you.
25. You've thought about how your athletic career would have turned out if you had the body of LeBron James.
26. You think your height could limit you from being elected President of the United States.
27. But at the end of the day, you know, being 5-foot-10 is the greatest height in the world.
