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21 Consequences Of Staying At The Bar Till Last Call

An ode to all you veteran mistake makers and risk takers who foolishly throw caution to the wind, even when the bar lights come on.

It’s Saturday night and you’re having a blast with your friends…

So you decide to stay out a little later than usual…

But be careful because if you stay till last call you just might…

1. …chain smoke an entire pack of Marlboro Reds

2. …order 46 Jager Bombs

3. …get into a political or philosophical argument with this guy

4. …get a free shot from a half-naked bartender

5. …while simultaneously getting vomited on

6. …endure cheesy pickup lines

7. …have to protect your drink from that creepy guy in the corner

8. …proudly pee in the sink

9. …misplace your cell phone

10. …get emotional

11. …exchange flirty stares across the bar

13. …grind with a tall cigar-smoking gentleman

15. …wake up and think tequila is an AWESOME idea

16. …fight a bouncer

17. …lose fight with bouncer

18. …end up at Denny’s

19. …wake up with a lucky stranger

20. …lose your dignity

21. …swear off alcohol forever

…at least until Thursday

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