It's Saturday night and you're having a blast with your friends...
So you decide to stay out a little later than usual...
But be careful because if you stay till last call you just might...
1. ...chain smoke an entire pack of Marlboro Reds
2. ...order 46 Jager Bombs
3. ...get into a political or philosophical argument with this guy
4. ...get a free shot from a half-naked bartender
5. ...while simultaneously getting vomited on
6. ...endure cheesy pickup lines
7. ...have to protect your drink from that creepy guy in the corner
8. ...proudly pee in the sink
9. ...misplace your cell phone
10. ...get emotional
11. ...exchange flirty stares across the bar
12. ...with this guy
13. ...grind with a tall cigar-smoking gentleman
14. ...fall asleep
15. ...wake up and think tequila is an AWESOME idea
16. ...fight a bouncer
17. ...lose fight with bouncer
18. ...end up at Denny's
19. ...wake up with a lucky stranger
20. ...lose your dignity
21. ...swear off alcohol forever
...at least until Thursday
