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Back then: What are these strange sensations?! Now: Oh, you're just gay NBD.
Back then: OMG, George seems so fun! I wish I could joke around all day without any real responsibilities.
Now: Dear George, let's play in the bedroom while only sporting loin cloths.
Back then: Oh, man. Jack is such a free-spirit. We could definitely be friends.
Now: Rose didn't deserve you! I would've made space on that wooden plank! *cries while stranded in the middle of the Atlantic ocean*
Back then: Paul is so smart. I wish I had a friend to help me with math.
Now: Y=MX + B, but Paul = the key to my adolescent heart.
Back then: Kel is so annoying, but also funny, and that darn gap is mesmerizing for some reason?
Now: You make dinner, Kel, and I'll bring the orange soda.
Back then: Should I play sports when I get to high school?
Now: Oh nah, I'm glad I decided to sit on the bleachers and look at boys.
Back then: This guy is such a jerk, I hope he gets eaten by that alien creature.
Now: Wait...I kind of like guys that are jerks. Help.
Back then: Gosh, he's soooooo mysterious!
Now: dat. azz. tho.
Back then: This guy is interesting and why are all of those women so thrilled by him cutting their hair?
Now: I totally get it now.
Back then: *wonders why Bird decides to stay with a guy with no "real" job*
Now: *see's attractive man, overlooks red flags*
Back then: This guy has on so many layers and still manages to look cool AF. That voice is super annoying tho.
Now: I would definitely consider having a one-night stand with a dude like this.
Back then: I want to learn martial arts, I wanna fight!
Now: Oh my damn, look at those arms!
Back then: *enthralled by the love triangle of Austin, Carrie, and Sami*
Now: *Imagines Austin and I swiping right on one another on Tinder*
Back then: I love Jim Carrey in everything because he makes me laugh.
Now: Should I get a normal 9-5 where I have to dress business casual so I can land a dude like him?
Back then: Aww, Vada and Thomas J are so cute together. I need a friend like that.
Now: *thinks 20 years later* Thomas J died and I think he was the first boy I ever loved.