People who dance on bars deserve their own category. Pretty sure age ain’t got nothing to do with it.

Did…did they just prove Republicans can’t read?

Least they took him. Seem to recall a local (to me) story of fratbros chucking some “brother” of theirs who had fallen, drunk, out of the back of a moving truck, into his bed only to be surprised that he went onto a coma and died. Er…progress?

Cuz Stepford wife.

Oh shit. No one is perfect. Whatever shall we do. If you’ve ever done anything bad don’t bother ever doing anything good. No one will care.

Anyone who buys a new swimsuit every season can is an ass. Pointless waste.

Now I just want to know what’s wrong with baseball players.

Ice-T may be the most profound on here.

The bible also helpfully let you knows how much one should pay for a wife or a slave. It’s a great book. Abrahamic religions are great. A great scaffold for a societal morality. Yes.

Someone please explain the red pants to me. Srsly.
Thx,
An American