Okay, Chad, calm down.
Okay, Chad, calm down.
My fiancee and I are writing our own wedding vows. I used Leslie’s as a template, talking about all the things he does to support me and surprise me, and I end it by saying, “I love you and I like you.” (I obviously built my own personal stuff into it, too, it was just a starting point) We also bought a Treat Yo Self cake topper and included the phrase “please and thank you” on the RSVP cards. As many Parks and Rec references as possible.
You could just date someone who’s normal.
You should’nt have to travel to all 50 states to know where they are on the map!
I fell asleep during the midnight screening that my ex made me go to a few weeks before he dumped me. I briefly thought that maybe he’d written that post.
A guy once asked me what my favorite movies were on a first date. When I mentioned Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, he said he didn’t watch chick flicks. I was taken aback and said, “No. It’s a western from the late 60s. Robert Redford? Paul Newman?” His response? “That’s too artsy for me.”
I loved this show, but “Pivot” was one of its most annoying moments ever.
This is great - but I thought he preferred to be on the practice squad as that would keep him home and close to his daughter as opposed to traveling with the team.
You can easily solve most of these issues by choosing not to buy into the wedding industrial complex.
She’s going to take part in a breeding program when she destroyed the fertility flag? I think she’s made her life choices pretty clear, China, and you should learn to respect them. ;-)
I feel like most of these applied to me within a week of graduating college.
I like it when the same people who tell you that it’s selfish not to have children are the same people complaining about “personal responsibility” when someone needs to use food stamps to buy food for their children.
I don’t think this attitude helps. I want men to understand how certain behaviors are patriarchal and can be harmful to women, but I also like men and don’t want to see feminism framed as ending them.
But…that’s how you learn. Beginner’s cookbooks have really simple instructions that explain the basics.
I cook 5 nights a week and I don’t own most of this stuff. It’s just not necessary in life and there’s no way I could fit all of it in my kitchen. That’s why we’re no registering for gifts when we get married.
Those two ladies on The Bachelor cover look exactly alike.
Since when does chapstick come in any flavor besides cherry and that plain, waxy shit? (Also, “strawberry chapstick” wouldn’t have fit the beat.)
I WANT A CORGI SO BADLY.
At least half of these things can be done on a regular cell or a laptop.
hahaha, guys pull shit like this all the time too, buddy.
2 weeks before I turn 30, this is pretty spot on. I’ve definitely done most of these things — only I didn’t recognize most of it at the time. Because most 22-year-olds have zero self-awareness.
I hate when someone says something like “my brother is having a baby.” Nope, his wife/girlfriend/one-night stand is having a baby.
And they say misogyny is a feminist myth…
I am a huge fan of Cacique’s T-shirt bras.
I will do this if I take my lunch to work and want to put it in the refrigerator, only because the elevator offers a direct route to the kitchen then my office, whereas the stairs require me to take a roundabout path that doubles back.
If he needs sexy underwear to stay happy, maybe I’m gonna be looking elsewhere.
Wow, you have such an amazing grasp of what constitutes sarcasm.
I’m almost 30 and some of these were a thing when I was in high school.
He’s always been fantastic when he pops up on SNL.
At least half of these are also true of many Protestant churches.
I feel like most of these have to be tongue in cheek, right?
I definitely misunderstood maxi pad commercials before I got the period talk when I was 8 or 9, and I thought they were diapers, too.
Argh, you can’t use Ben and Leslie as the image for this article on the front page and then not have them as an option for best TV couple because they are THE BEST TV COUPLE!!