This is gross. Because finding a husband is the most important thing for a woman, right? I have no problems with marriage, but there’s more to life than just that.

We have signs that tell you when the next train is coming here in Washington, DC. They’re not super reliable, but they’re there. We also have a ton of free museums here.  Also, there’s plenty of places where you can get alcohol almost any hour of the day.

I feel like most of these just reinforce the stereotype of an introvert as a shy, misanthropic shut-in. I like going out with my friends (I even have more than two!) and I’m quite talkative once I get to know someone. Yes, I am prone to getting burned out in large groups of people I don’t know but I don’t want to sit around my house by myself all the time.

That tiger is not yawning, he’s attempting to roar.

The worst thing is when you finally find a bra that you love - one that comfortably holds your 40D boobs up to your chin and gives you great cleavage without pinching or squeezing - and it gets discontinued.

I work in the marketing dept of a scholarly publisher, most of this is not applicable to me except for the micromanaging authors.

Yes to all of these, except the tattoos.

This is a lame attempt at satire, isn’t it? I mean, sure there are some atheists who enjoy being trollish and engaging Christians in arguments, but I think that’s a pretty small percentage of them. The same goes for religious people - there are evangelicals who believe it’s their calling to convert everyone and to look down upon sinners.  Either way, people should spend a little less time cultivating an “us versus them” mentality. Judging another group of people for any reason - religion, politics, gender, race, economic standing - is pretty childish.

26. You get a degree in publishing and work as a books marketing specialist so that you can literally make books your life’s work.

Um, shut up moron.