NO!

She’s so ugly now. Dammit! Why did she fuck up her face?

I see no crime here.

#1. I’m old.

How about a straw? She could buy a silver diamond-crusted straw. That would be less freaky. Douchey, yes, but less freaky than slagging her wet cat tongue all over that fine glassware.

Why is using surrogate such a horrendous thing? Why should she want that hidden? She’s so weird. Also, she drinks weird. She sticks her tongue out and smooshes it on the outside of the glass when she takes a sip. Freak.

Cavender’s is the bomb. I use it on a whole cut-up chicken I cook up a couple of times a month. Seriously. Get you some!

Nice to see a guac recipe without tomato. This is similar to how I make it. I fork mash everything together with the avocado.

Typo in the upper right-hand corner. Should be “too”.

I’ve seen some of these in person. They are amazing. I’ve stepped right up to the face of The Man in A Boat and kept expecting him to blink or move. Really fantastic.