This Is How Taylor Swift Does Golden Globes After-Parties

    She just does them. She does them good.

    First she arrives with part of her posse, Danielle Haim, Alana Haim, and Este Haim. Este helps her out of the car, and then Taylor channels Moses as she parts the mob of people.

    Then she poses with her BFF and department store counterpart, Lorde.

    She gives Lorde directions on where to look via a whisper and a point. Lorde abides.

    The rest of the posse joins the photo op. The girl club is strong.

    AND GETTING STRONGER.

    Harvey Weinstein crashes their couch hangout.

    Taylor then gets caught right at the moment before Lena Dunham gives her a kiss.

    Later Lena will share a secret with her.

    In what might be the most controversial moment of the night, Taylor drinks out of a glass. Several people whose bodies have been taken over by demons look on.

    And finally Taylor walks by a table where Allison Williams sits.

    Which causes Allison to immeditaly begin a self-exorcism.

    No one ever saw her again.