Amy Poehler And Friends Confess Who They'd Want To Get Gay Married To

    We caught up with Poehler, Zack Woods, Ellie Kemper, and more at Upright Citizens Brigade's 15th annual Del Close Marathon this weekend and asked them which member of the same sex they’d marry now that the Defense of Marriage Act and Proposition 8 are dead.

    Zach Woods:

    Liev Schreiber. He’s kind of enigmatic. Handsome. New York-y.”

    Amy Poehler:

    Tilda Swinton. She’s the first person I thought of.”

    Ian Roberts:

    “Who am I crazy about? How about Brad Pitt just because he’s so beautiful."

    Matt Besser:

    “Ok, I’m going to be really ridiculous and say Johnny Rotten from The Sex Pistols.”

    Elli Kemper:

    Michelle Obama. She would have to get divorced, but we would find a way to make it work. She would be like a strong partner.”

    Matt Walsh:

    “Tom Brady. He’s a good lookin’ athlete.”

    Vinny Guadagnino:

    “Well I’m not gonna answer that because I’m not gay. But I have said that I had a man crush on Denzel Washington. I love every movie he’s in. So I guess that constitutes a man crush.”