1. Ryan Gosling
Let me be the gravy to your cheese curds.
2. Cobie Smulders
I’d like to whisper sweet french canadian nothings in her ears all day.
3. Joshua Jackson
If I were a teacher, I’d give him an Eh plus.
4. Ryan Reynolds
Hits your heart harder than a hip check from Mario Lemieux.
5. Rachel McAdams
One thing I DON’T want you to say sorry about is how SMOKIN’ you are.
6. Hayden Christensen
More irresistible than a 15 gallon tank of maple syrup.
7. Anna Paquin
She makes my heart run like a moose around the backyard rink.
I’d let him sip out of my Stanley Cup.
9. Elisha Cuthbert
More glorious than the premier of Prince Edward Island’s mustache.
10. Jim Carey
Harder to quit than Rob Ford’s crack habit.
11. Emily VanCamp
I’d climb Mount Logan on my hands and knees for her.
12. Ted Cavanaugh
As beautiful as your first box of Timbits of the day.
13. Taylor Kitsch
How about a Yukon Dew Me?
14. Jason Priestly
I could watch him bundle and stack logs all day.
15. Rufus Wainright
I’d meet him for a doughnut at Tim Horton’s any day.
16. Evangaline Lily
Makes my heart run like a moose around the backyard rink.
17. Shay Mitchell
Takes me higher than Justin Trudeau.
18. Will Arnett
More soft and delicious than a beautiful beaver tail.
19. Jay Baruchel
I’d climb a mountain taller than the premier of Nova Scotia for him.
20. Sarah Chalke
I’d want to drain into Lake Ontario with this girl.
21. Kevin Zegers
In charge of your heart like Stephen Harper.
22. Alanis Morissette
I’d get lost in Lotus Land with her.
23. Steve Amell
I’d cradle him like a bag of milk being lugged home from the grocer.
24. Shawn Ashmore
Hotter than burning your tongue on the first bite of poutine.
25. Celine Dion
Scores a hat trick in my heart.
26. Avan Joja
I’d canoe across the Mackenzie river for you.
27. Kristin Kreuk
We would match better than a canadian tuxedo.
28. Victor Garber
I’d like him or her to treat me like universal healthcare.
29. Tamara Taylor
I’d love to Bugger-in-a-bag with her.
30. Seth Rogen
This guy is more of a tender lover than Drake.
31. Tegan and Sara
They melt your heart faster than a nanaimo bar inside your pocket.
32. Justin Chatwin
He just tobogganed into my heart.
33. Missy Peregrym
Cooler than Calgary’s mayor.
34. David Sutcliffe
Sexier than the lumberjack eating a stack of pancakes.
35. Gregory Smith
As hot as the opposite of snow. That’s really hot.
36. Jessica Lowndes
Hotter than your feet after six hours of being in skates.
37. Tom Cavanagh
He could run my parliament.
38. Barbara Mamabolo
I’d let her appolgize to me all night.
39. Kris Holden-Ried
We’d have love more colorful than Canadian dollars.
40. François Arnaud
Sleeker than the ice rink right after the zamboni comes around.
I could drink him up faster than a sixty-pounder.
41. Nelly Furtado
Nicer than the moose knocking on your back door.
42. Nina Dobrev
Hotter than a Boxing Day ham.
43. Shenae Grimes
You’d like her to roll up your rim.
44. MIchael Buble
I could see myself growing cold with him.
45. Daniel Gillies
I’d like to secede and start my own province with you.