1. "You're never going to have a Nando's black card."
2. "I ALWAYS put the milk in first."
3. "Piers Morgan is coming back to Britain."
4. "This historic London pub is soon to become luxurious, secure apartments."
5. "I'm pretty meh on Marmite to be honest."
6. "I've just made all the teas the same, hope that's OK."
7. "Actually, I never get hangovers!"
8. "Do we really need to get drunk just because it's a bank holiday?"
9. "There's a rail replacement bus service."
10. "I don't think it's a problem that Freddos are more expensive now."
11. "It's fine, we can just take the night bus."
12. "How am I doing? Let me tell you."
13. "Soccer."
14. "Tell us a little bit about yourself."
15. "Now, if you could just present your ideas to the group."
16. "You can clearly see that it was a header from Maradona."
17. "Do you mean hot tea, with a teabag?"
18. "Let's talk about our feelings."
19. "Unexpected item in bagging area."
20. "It might be 2am, but all the kebab shops are closed."
21. "I know we're on a train, but let's just get a soft drink."
22. "The drinking of alcohol is not permitted on these premises."
23. "Actually, the Gregg's is closing down."
24. "I got you a half, is that OK?"
25. "Last orders."
