Buzz·Posted on Apr 14, 2014The 22 Unofficial Rules Of Being A TomboyPlease adhere to the guidelines or risk being one of 'those girls'. You know. The pretty ones with boyfriends.by Lucy JordanBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Never wash if you can dry shampoo. Bedhead, undone and surf are your style heroes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Wear dresses so infrequently, everyone thinks you look incredible when you do. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ditch all handbags, double-strap the backpack and enjoy a straight spine. Read magazines and books with actual content. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Embrace 'Boyish' and 'Boyfriend' as eternal trends. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Never wear heels. Always be free to dance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When you do dance, only ever sexy dance ironically. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Laugh at women who endure sticky summer thighs. Say no to salad. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Get a wedding dress with pockets. Establish an unshakeable invite to BOYS ONLY nights out. Don't sleep with the lead singer. Be in the band. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Relish unusual compliments. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But respond to all others with venomous disagreement. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Let the world be confused about your feelings towards these women. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Be ignored by the opposite sex. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Be capable of carrying stuff. Carry it good. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Offer dinosaurs, space and skateboards as romantic date themes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Mostly adore Rom-Coms that feature a tomboy/underdog girl coming out on top. Do not attempt anything above beginner level beauty procedures alone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Scare your mum with your Netflix suggestions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Most importantly, stay away from the dark side.