Never wash if you can dry shampoo. Bedhead, undone and surf are your style heroes.
Wear dresses so infrequently, everyone thinks you look incredible when you do.
Ditch all handbags, double-strap the backpack and enjoy a straight spine.
Read magazines and books with actual content.
Embrace 'Boyish' and 'Boyfriend' as eternal trends.
Never wear heels. Always be free to dance.
When you do dance, only ever sexy dance ironically.
Laugh at women who endure sticky summer thighs.
Say no to salad.
Get a wedding dress with pockets.
Establish an unshakeable invite to BOYS ONLY nights out.
Don't sleep with the lead singer. Be in the band.
Relish unusual compliments.
But respond to all others with venomous disagreement.
Let the world be confused about your feelings towards these women.
Be ignored by the opposite sex.
Be capable of carrying stuff. Carry it good.
Offer dinosaurs, space and skateboards as romantic date themes.
Mostly adore Rom-Coms that feature a tomboy/underdog girl coming out on top.
Do not attempt anything above beginner level beauty procedures alone.
Scare your mum with your Netflix suggestions.
Most importantly, stay away from the dark side.
