This is Retta. She plays Donna on "Parks and Recreation."
And she's amazing.
This is Retta on Twitter, @unfoRETTAble.
Retta is comfortable in her own skin.
Stopped 4 a Thai massage on the way home and dude was so deep widdit I actually let out an audible "Get it son!" He did not understand me.
Stopped 4 a Thai massage on the way home and dude was so deep widdit I actually let out an audible "Get it son!"
He did not understand me.-- Retta
She's self-aware.
I need to hurry up and become an American icon before Kenan Thompson leaves SNL.
I need to hurry up and become an American icon before Kenan Thompson leaves SNL.-- Retta
She's honest.
Who else upon hearing mention of kegels in a film immediately begins kegeling? #Guilty #KeepItTightKeepItRight
Who else upon hearing mention of kegels in a film immediately begins kegeling?
#Guilty #KeepItTightKeepItRight-- Retta
Like, REALLY honest.
You know it’s freezing when your nips hurt. I could cut glass with these things.
You know it’s freezing when your nips hurt. I could cut glass with these things.-- Retta
But most importantly, Retta is the QUEEN of livetweeting.
She watches "Smash."
Derek says he wants something raw and OF COURSE Karen thinks to call Too Angry 4 Life Frick & Dead Arms Frack. #PuhLease #SMASH
Derek says he wants something raw and OF COURSE Karen thinks to call Too Angry 4 Life Frick & Dead Arms Frack.
#PuhLease
#SMASH-- Retta
I saw Gypsy at a community theater in Temecula and it had more sex appeal than this number. This 2-step is NOT arousing. #SMASH
I saw Gypsy at a community theater in Temecula and it had more sex appeal than this number. This 2-step is NOT arousing.
#SMASH-- Retta
Um, when did they rehearse ANY of this???? #TheVampireDiaries is more believable than this episode of #SMASH.
Um, when did they rehearse ANY of this????
#TheVampireDiaries is more believable than this episode of #SMASH.-- Retta
She watches "Girls."
Omigod sex in a graveyard w/a 19 year-old wearing denim shorts is 2 of my sex nightmares rolled into 1!! #GIRLS
Omigod sex in a graveyard w/a 19 year-old wearing denim shorts is 2 of my sex nightmares rolled into 1!!
#GIRLS-- Retta
How MANY times am I gonna have to see Hannah pee in this episode? #GIRLS
How MANY times am I gonna have to see Hannah pee in this episode?
#GIRLS-- Retta
If Jessa was my friend (she’d never be) & left me at her dad’s raggedy ass crib after shaming me into eating bunny meat, I’d cut her. #GIRLS
If Jessa was my friend (she’d never be) & left me at her dad’s raggedy ass crib after shaming me into eating bunny meat, I’d cut her.
#GIRLS-- Retta
She watches "Scandal."
Mellie ain’t slick. Her scheming is going to come back and bite her in her conniving ass. #SCANDAL
Mellie ain’t slick. Her scheming is going to come back and bite her in her conniving ass.
#SCANDAL-- Retta
Careful Fitz. U gon’ burn a hole through Liv’s dress if u keep staring like that. Or is that what you’re hoping? Too late sucka. #SCANDAL
Careful Fitz. U gon’ burn a hole through Liv’s dress if u keep staring like that. Or is that what you’re hoping? Too late sucka.
#SCANDAL-- Retta
Ima need Huck to shower. #SCANDAL
Ima need Huck to shower.
#SCANDAL-- Retta
She watches "The Walking Dead."
I feel like one-eye coulda done a better job with that eye patch. #Lazy #TheWalkingDead
I feel like one-eye coulda done a better job with that eye patch.
#Lazy
#TheWalkingDead-- Retta
Why Rick so stubborn? Y’all gon need some back up son + all the other black folk on the show are dead. Help a bruthuh out. #MoNegroesPlease
Why Rick so stubborn? Y’all gon need some back up son + all the other black folk on the show are dead. Help a bruthuh out.
#MoNegroesPlease-- Retta
Just b/c it’s end of days don’t mean we should be racially insensitive. #KoreanNotChinese #TheWalkingDead
Just b/c it’s end of days don’t mean we should be racially insensitive.
#KoreanNotChinese
#TheWalkingDead-- Retta
She watches "Downton Abbey."
Aw shit! Mr. Bates lookin’ dapper like a muhfuhkuh. #SayWord #DowntonAbbey
Aw shit! Mr. Bates lookin’ dapper like a muhfuhkuh.
#SayWord
#DowntonAbbey-- Retta
LOLOLOLOL Omigod did the earl just say that the lads at Eton were ‘bout it, ‘bout it?!?!?! #OverHereRolling #ICant #DowntonAbbey
LOLOLOLOL
Omigod did the earl just say that the lads at Eton were ‘bout it, ‘bout it?!?!?!
#OverHereRolling #ICant
#DowntonAbbey-- Retta
If this fool doesn’t stop w/ this ridiculous dining room tutorial of cricket …someone’s gonna crack his “delicate but strong” ass. #Downton
If this fool doesn’t stop w/ this ridiculous dining room tutorial of cricket …someone’s gonna crack his “delicate but strong†ass.
#Downton-- Retta
She watches "The Vampire Diaries."
“What’s Aramaic?” Oh Jeremy. If y’all went to as many classes as ya do dances you’d know the answer to that. #TheVampireDiaries
“What’s Aramaic?â€
Oh Jeremy. If y’all went to as many classes as ya do dances you’d know the answer to that.
#TheVampireDiaries-- Retta
Wow this dude’s got ALL KINDS of gadgets. He’s the Bruce Wayne of vamp hunters. #TheVampireDiaries
Wow this dude’s got ALL KINDS of gadgets. He’s the Bruce Wayne of vamp hunters.
#TheVampireDiaries-- Retta
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU??????? Did this bitch just- I’m at a loss, I can’t even, was he wearing, WHAAAAAT?!?! #TheVampireDiaries
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU???????
Did this bitch just-
I’m at a loss, I can’t even, was he wearing, WHAAAAAT?!?!
#TheVampireDiaries-- Retta
Following Retta is like watching TV with Retta.
So go ahead.
Just remember, she doesn't want to hear your complaints.
