Retta Is The Only Person You Need To Follow On Twitter

She’s mastered the artform.

1. This is Retta. She plays Donna on “Parks and Recreation.”

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2. And she’s amazing.

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3. This is Retta on Twitter, @unfoRETTAble.

She’s perfect, and you should follow her.

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4. Retta is comfortable in her own skin.

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Stopped 4 a Thai massage on the way home and dude was so deep widdit I actually let out an audible "Get it son!" He did not understand me.

4:37 AM - 30 Jan 13

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5. She’s self-aware.

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I need to hurry up and become an American icon before Kenan Thompson leaves SNL.

7:38 AM - 11 Jul 12

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6. She’s honest.

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Who else upon hearing mention of kegels in a film immediately begins kegeling? #Guilty #KeepItTightKeepItRight

6:00 PM - 19 Aug 12

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7. Like, REALLY honest.

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You know it’s freezing when your nips hurt. I could cut glass with these things.

4:32 PM - 20 Dec 12

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8. But most importantly, Retta is the QUEEN of livetweeting.

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9. She watches “Smash.”

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Derek says he wants something raw and OF COURSE Karen thinks to call Too Angry 4 Life Frick & Dead Arms Frack. #PuhLease #SMASH

6:25 PM - 27 Feb 13

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I saw Gypsy at a community theater in Temecula and it had more sex appeal than this number. This 2-step is NOT arousing. #SMASH

7:22 PM - 27 Feb 13

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Um, when did they rehearse ANY of this???? #TheVampireDiaries is more believable than this episode of #SMASH.

7:25 PM - 27 Feb 13

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13. She watches “Girls.”

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Omigod sex in a graveyard w/a 19 year-old wearing denim shorts is 2 of my sex nightmares rolled into 1!! #GIRLS

4:48 PM - 26 Feb 13

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How MANY times am I gonna have to see Hannah pee in this episode? #GIRLS

5:05 PM - 26 Feb 13

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If Jessa was my friend (she’d never be) & left me at her dad’s raggedy ass crib after shaming me into eating bunny meat, I’d cut her. #GIRLS

5:20 PM - 26 Feb 13

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17. She watches “Scandal.”

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Mellie ain’t slick. Her scheming is going to come back and bite her in her conniving ass. #SCANDAL

7:06 AM - 23 Feb 13

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Careful Fitz. U gon’ burn a hole through Liv’s dress if u keep staring like that. Or is that what you’re hoping? Too late sucka. #SCANDAL

7:13 AM - 23 Feb 13

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Ima need Huck to shower. #SCANDAL

7:15 AM - 23 Feb 13

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21. She watches “The Walking Dead.”

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I feel like one-eye coulda done a better job with that eye patch. #Lazy #TheWalkingDead

6:08 PM - 22 Feb 13

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Why Rick so stubborn? Y’all gon need some back up son + all the other black folk on the show are dead. Help a bruthuh out. #MoNegroesPlease

6:31 PM - 22 Feb 13

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Just b/c it’s end of days don’t mean we should be racially insensitive. #KoreanNotChinese #TheWalkingDead

7:24 PM - 22 Feb 13

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25. She watches “Downton Abbey.”

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Aw shit! Mr. Bates lookin’ dapper like a muhfuhkuh. #SayWord #DowntonAbbey

4:18 AM - 26 Feb 13

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LOLOLOLOL Omigod did the earl just say that the lads at Eton were ‘bout it, ‘bout it?!?!?! #OverHereRolling #ICant #DowntonAbbey

6:40 AM - 26 Feb 13

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If this fool doesn’t stop w/ this ridiculous dining room tutorial of cricket …someone’s gonna crack his “delicate but strong” ass. #Downton

6:56 AM - 26 Feb 13

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29. She watches “The Vampire Diaries.”

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“What’s Aramaic?” Oh Jeremy. If y’all went to as many classes as ya do dances you’d know the answer to that. #TheVampireDiaries

12:09 AM - 20 Feb 13

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Wow this dude’s got ALL KINDS of gadgets. He’s the Bruce Wayne of vamp hunters. #TheVampireDiaries

2:00 AM - 20 Feb 13

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU??????? Did this bitch just- I’m at a loss, I can’t even, was he wearing, WHAAAAAT?!?! #TheVampireDiaries

2:21 AM - 20 Feb 13

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33. Following Retta is like watching TV with Retta.

And she’s probably not going to come over and watch TV with you, so this is the next best thing.

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34. So go ahead.

And follow.

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35. Just remember, she doesn’t want to hear your complaints.

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