big titties and lobsters?? sign me up!

Be right back: just taking a plane to brazil to get ma monkey!!

I need this. I need this to live.

Thank you, sweet baby jesus!!

THIS NEEDS TO BECOME A REALITY!!

smelly vaginas have always been the leading cause of divorce in otherwise healthy and all american moral marriages.

To norbertr2:
PR does get financial help in terms of government help such as food stamps, medicaid, Social Security benefits, ect.; because of our political situation and our status as US citizens( we became an US territory in 1898 after the US invaded the island after the spanish american war ). But PR does pay taxes to the government, while having our own tourism and our own companies that import and export goods to other countries . We make money to support our island as well.  So, don't worry sweetheart, your money is safe from us! we already have a middle/working class to squeeze hard-earned money from.

Can we make pixar watch this and makes us a movie about owls? could we?

There are more upsetting things to care for going on in real life than a CGI terrorist attack. Today, thousands of children have died or will die of starvation and real warfare, but the death of a CGI child is what really gets you?

I want to marry this man.