Buzz·Posted on Jun 27, 201522 Things Only History Nerds Will Find FunnyMy anaconda don't want none unless you birth sons, hon.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This salad dressing being stabbed by its friends: 2. And this Caesar salad with extra toppings: View this photo on Instagram 3. This perfect Impaler meme: 4. And this accurate meme referencing the crusades: 5. This comic strip starring George Washington: View this photo on Instagram 6. This game of rock-paper-scissors: View this photo on Instagram 7. These lyrics from Taylor Swift reworked for Henry: 8. This classic pun that never gets old: View this photo on Instagram 9. This relatable feeling when you have a crush: View this photo on Instagram 10. This sign advertising tutors in a college hall: 11. This new and improved YA novel by John Green: 12. This automobile pun: View this photo on Instagram 13. This lyrical change for Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda": View this photo on Instagram 14. This Egyptian meme: View this photo on Instagram 15. This impressive award: View this photo on Instagram 16. This depiction of a historical empire: 17. This observation about Napoleon's design skills: 18. This clever pickup line: 19. This accurate class superlative: 20. This flawless Mean Girls reference: 21. This question and answer with a pun: 22. And this sell-by-date joke that shouldn't make you laugh but definitely does: