19 '00s Teen Movies Summed Up In One Sentence

    Nostalgia is fetch.

    Lara Parker
    by Lara Parker

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Mean Girls

    Paramount Pictures

    A queen is dethroned because she didn't wear pink on a Wednesday so a new queen is crowned and it's fetch until it becomes a democracy and the crown is destroyed.

    2. The Notebook

    New Line Cinema

    Two teenagers fall in love but spend years apart because texting wasn't invented yet, then meet back up and give us all unrealistic expectations for love.

    3. 8 Mile

    Universal Pictures

    A movie about Eminem's life, starring Eminem, who has vomit on his sweater already, his mom's spaghetti.

    4. Bring It On

    Universal Pictures

    White cheerleaders steal cheers and vocabulary from black cheerleaders, really putting the itch in bitch.

    5. The Holiday

    Sony Pictures

    Jack Black plays a love interest, and it's Christmastime.

    6. She's the Man

    DreamWorks Pictures

    Amanda Bynes poses as her brother, Sebastian, stuffs tampons in her nose, and makes out with Channing Tatum in between talking about cheese.

    7. Elf

    New Line Cinema

    A middle-aged man dresses up like an elf and runs around NYC trying to find his father while eating the diet of a 19-year-old college student.

    8. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    Warner Bros. Pictures

    Four friends do a lot of drugs and end up believing that one pair of jeans fits all four of them, therefore prompting them to mail a package of jeans across the world for two movies.

    9. Juno

    Fox Searchlight

    A hipster teen gets pregnant with the guy from Superbad and they find a couple to adopt their baby before moving to Brooklyn, probably.

    10. John Tucker Must Die

    20th Century Fox

    Fuckboy dates three women at once, the women find out, and get revenge by making man's nipples hurt, all while Jenny McCarthy plays a hot mom.

    11. Freaky Friday

    Buena Vista Pictures

    Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan switch bodies and Chad Michael Murray with long hair falls in love with Jamie Lee Curtis.

    12. Love Actually

    Universal Pictures

    A holiday movie with at least 10 different stories, you'll forget everyone's names, but you'll feel the love in your fingers and in your toes.

    13. Legally Blonde

    Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

    A blonde woman from Beverly Hills destroys sexism and stereotypes by graduating from Harvard Law School... What, like it's hard?

    14. A Walk to Remember

    Warner Bros. Pictures

    A cool teen falls in love with an unpopular teen, she sings in a play, and then they rip out our fucking hearts when they get married and she passes away soon after.

    15. Honey

    Universal Pictures

    Jessica Alba teaches the first Zumba classes.

    16. Crossroads

    Paramount Pictures

    Britney Spears loses her virginity while on a roadtrip with her childhood friends.

    17. The Princess Diaries

    Walt Disney Pictures

    Genovia isn't a real country.

    18. Dude, Where's My Car?

    20th Century Fox

    Two frat-like guys wake up after a night of partying and can't find their car...Seriously, that's it.

    19. Step Up

    Touchstone Pictures

    Channing Tatum learns how to dance.