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    These Are The UTMOST Sexiest Scenes In Film And TV That Contain Absolutely No Sex

    My sexuality is every iteration of Mr. Darcy.

    1. When Nick told Kat that he would miss her even if he never knew her in The Wedding Date:

    Universal Pictures

    This movie had 10-year-old me thinking that I needed to go to the Yellow Pages to find this kind of love. 

    2. When Nick pushed Kat up against the car and pressed into her as he whispered in her ear in The Wedding Date:

    Nick pressing up against Kat who's pressed up against the car
    Universal Pictures

    This man is worth every penny...PLUS tax! 

    3. When Laurie helped Amy untie her apron in Little Women:

    Sony Pictures

    Listen, I'll be the first to say that I am not a Laurmy shipper, but I would be lying if I said this wasn't a moment™. 

    4. When Laurie chased Jo around the beach in Little Women:

    Sony Pictures

    If only Timothée would chase ME around the beach. 

    5. When Cecilia emerged from the fountain in front of a stunned Robbie in Atonement:

    Universal Pictures

    The way Robbie looked at her...I will never forgive Briony for ruining their chance at love!

    6. When Jack held Ennis in the tent in Brokeback Mountain:

    Focus Features

    Brokeback Mountain, more like BROKE MY DAMN HEART!

    7. When Sam told Kate that he could "fix" various things for her in Holes:

    Sam talking to Kate through her window
    Buena Vista Pictures

    We, as a society, did not deserve Sam. Not one bit. 

    8. When Mr. Darcy emerged from the lake with his white shirt in (Colin Firth's) Pride & Prejudice:

    BBC

    This man...KNOWS how to wear a white shirt. 

    9. When Mr. Darcy professed his love to Elizabeth in the pouring rain in (Matthew Macfadyen's) Pride & Prejudice:

    Focus Features

    ~I'm sorry I waited for the rain~...and then made you wait an extra few months or so before we actually got together. 

    10. When Mr. Darcy helped Elizabeth into her carriage and FLEXED HIS HAND BECAUSE HE WAS SO AFFECTED in Pride & Prejudice:

    Mr. Darcy flexing his hand
    Focus Features

    I can do a whole entire article about this one moment...in fact, I HAVE

    11. When Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth did their hate/love dance and everyone else seemed to disappear from the ballroom in Pride & Prejudice:

    Focus Features

    This entire article could be about moments from Joe Wright's Pride & Prejudice...wait, I'VE DONE THAT, TOO! (OK, I promise this is the last of the P&P content.) 

    12. When Mr. Lefroy threw this smirk at Jane as they danced together in Becoming Jane:

    Buena Vista Pictures

    Clearly, I have a thing for Regency era dance scenes. 

    13. When Jane and Mr. Lefroy had their tension/innuendo-filled conversation in the library in Becoming Jane:

    Buena Vista Pictures

    "Enough to know that your horizons must be...widened..." Fans myself. 

    We interrupt this program to bring you the very tension filled scene between Jane and Mr. Lefroy that, frankly, needs to be watched to be understood:

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    14. Back to our regularly scheduled programing. When Fitz asked Olivia for "one minute" while on the campaign trail on Scandal:

    Fitz and Olivia standing in the hallway
    ABC

    I don't support adultery....but I support this. 

    15. When Fitz, in a callback, asked Olivia for "one minute" during their (Season 1) goodbye on Scandal:

    ABC

    Thank goodness this wasn't their ACTUAL goodbye, but wow, this moment wrecked my soul. 

    16. When Brienne tried to return Oathkeeper to Jaime and he refused, saying that "it will always be hers" on Game of Thrones:

    HBO

    I will never forgive this man for choosing Cersei over Ser Brienne. NEVER!

    17. When Lenny and Midge shared their intimate dance in Florida on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel:

    Amazon Prime

    When Lenny caressed Midge's forearm...JOEL WHO??? 

    18. When Lenny offered Midge the "final puff" of their shared smoke on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel:

    Lenny offering Midge the last hit
    Amazon Prime

    Once again...JOEL WHOMST??? 

    19. When Santana and Sebastian had their "Smooth Criminal" battle in Blaine's honor on Glee:

    Fox

    I know Sebastian was technically the enemy...but I'd be lying if I said I didn't ship him and Santana in this exact moment. 

    20. When Charlie perfectly and gracefully caught Jody during their stage shenanigans in Center Stage:

    Sony Pictures

    IDK why Jody even LOOKED in Cooper Nielsen's direction when Charlie was always front and center, or, dare I say, front and CENTER STAGE!

    21. When William ran his fingers through Noora's hair on SKAM:

    NRK

    William's constant need to ABTN (always be touching Noora) is precisely why they are the superior SKAM ship! 

    22. When Torrance and Cliff brushed their teeth next to each other in Bring It On:

    Torrance and Cliff brushing their teeth, side-by-side
    Universal Pictures

    Even as someone who has major anxiety around all things teeth, I can admit that this was a moment™. 

    23. When Cliff pushed Torrance on the swing in Bring It On:

    Cliff pushing Torrance on the swing
    Universal Pictures

    So innocent, and yet, so scandalous. 

    24. When Kevin fixed Black a meal at his restaurant and watched him eat in Moonlight:

    A24

    What could have been between these two...wow. 

    25. When Simon and Daphne brushed their hands against one another while looking at his mom's favorite painting on Bridgerton:

    Daphne and Simon holding hands
    Netflix

    I'm sure you know by now that I love a Regency-era hand touch™. 

    26. When Simon licked the spoon at tea on Bridgerton:

    Netflix

    Oh, to be that spoon...

    27. When Simon rolled up his sleeves while his friend was in the boxing ring on Bridgerton:

    Netflix

    Oh, to be that shirt... 

    28. When Graham held onto Megan's arm while they were forced to sit through another anti-gay presentation in But I'm A Cheerleader:

    Lionsgate

    So much conveyed in such a small motion. 

    29. When Matty tenderly caressed Jenna's head while they were dancing for the Poise photoshoot in 13 Going on 30:

    Matty dancing with Jenna
    Columbia Pictures

    Why can *I* be the one in Matty's arms, amirite? 

    30. When Bond comforted Vesper in the shower after she watched him kill two men in Casino Royale:

    Sony Pictures

    I still don't understand the point of this exchange, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it!!!

    31. When Mr. Knightley held onto Emma's waist a TOUCH longer than necessary during their dance in Emma:

    Focus Features

    Quelle surprise! 

    32. When Mr. Knightley looked at Emma as she ate her berry in Emma:

    Mr. Knightley and Emma sharing a look
    Focus Features

    Who needs sex when you have these charged looks between soon-to-be lovers? 

    33. When Michael removed the ring from Julianne's finger with his mouth in My Best Friend's Wedding:

    Sony Pictures

    Listen, if my fiancé did this to a woman, we would NOT be getting married the next day. 

    We interrupt this program to bring you this titlating scene between Michael and Jules and a wedding ring that's NOT meant for them:

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    34. Back to our regularly scheduled programming: When India and Charlie played the piano with one another in Stoker:

    Fox Searchlight

    Listen, let's ignore the plot for a moment and just appreciate the view. 

    35. When Alan M. untangled Josie's back chain in her hotel room in Josie and the Pussycats:

    Alan M. running his fingers up Josie's back
    MGM

    This LITERALLY sent a tingle down my ~spine~. 

    36. When Mark and Bridget shared this look across the table at her birthday dinner in Bridget Jones's Diary:

    Universal Pictures

    Daniel had me in the first half, but I am FULLY a Mark Mami™. 

    37. When Landon gave Jamie her temporary tattoo in A Walk to Remember:

    Warner Bros.

    When Landon blew on Jamie's shoulder...*I* got goosebumps. 

    38. When Frida and Tina danced their sensual tango in Frida:

    Miramax Films

    Talk about "it takes two to tango"... 

    39. When Romeo and Juliet stared at each other through the fish tank in Romeo + Juliet:

    20th Century Fox

    I've never seen aquatic creatures used as a courtship device, but they're making it work!

    40. When Lestat bit into Louis's neck in Interview with a Vampire:

    Warner Bros.

    Like was Lestat turning Louis? Was Lestat giving Louis a hicky? Was Lestat tryna kill Louis? Whatever the answer, it's all still hot. 

    41. When Archer took off the Countess's glove in Age of Innocence:

    Archer removing the Countess's glove
    Columbia Pictures

    Clearly by now you can tell that I have a thing for tension-filled hand touches. 

    42. When Carlisle bandaged Bella's arm after papercut-gate in The Twilight Saga: New Moon:

    Carlisle suturing up Bella's arm
    Summit Entertainment

    Like, YES technically Carlisle is Bella's father-in-law, but it's cannon at this point that this moment between them was hot hot hot!

    43. When Céline brushed Jesse's hair out of his face and then gently caressed his neck in Before Sunrise:

    Columbia Pictures

    Céline and Jesse are TRULY an amazing couple that we don't talk a bout enough! Justice for Jeline!

    44. When Maria and Captain von Trapp danced with each other in The Sound of Music:

    Captain von Trapp and Maria staring into each other's eyes
    20th Century Fox

    The way they look into each other's eyes...Wow. 

    45. When Peter twirled Lara Jean by her back pocket in To All The Boys I've Loved Before:

    Netflix

    The grip that this one scene had on us as a society, my goodness. 

    46. When Peter slowly retreated away from Lara Jean's hotel room in To All The Boys I've Loved Before:

    Netflix

    See: above. 

    47. When Luce and Rachel shared a moment at the punch bowl while they were looking for Rachel's wedding ring in Imagine Me & You:

    Rachel and Luce looking at each other over the punch bowl
    Fox Searchlight

    Talk about a MEET-CUTE!

    48. When Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed had to get close to both listen on the phone in It's A Wonderful Life:

    Jimmy and Donna listening in on the same phone
    RKO Radio Pictures

    Methinks one is dizzy with a certain dame. 

    49. When Kyle stole Lola's lollipop in LOL:

    Lionsgate

    I know the lollipop isn't a sentient being, but it's A LUCKY BEING!

    50. When Jake and Lainey slept together without actually, you know, sleeping together in Sleeping with Other People:

    Lainey and Jake laying in bed with each other
    IFC Films

    "I love you for free, Lainey." "I love you for free, Jake." I'M NOT WELL!

    51. Last, but not least, when Edward closed the jewelry lid on Vivian's hands in Pretty Woman:

    Buena Vista Pictures

    Sometimes the hottest scenes can be the most innocent. 

    I know this list was LONG, but I know there are EVEN MORE examples* out there — so sound off with your favorite non-sexual sex moments in the comments below!

    *Seriously. I could have kept going but my editor told me that I had to stop at some point and submit this post finally.