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    These Are The UTMOST Sexiest Scenes In Film And TV That Contain Absolutely No Sex

    My sexuality is every iteration of Mr. Darcy.

    1. When Nick told Kat that he would miss her even if he never knew her in The Wedding Date:

    2. When Nick pushed Kat up against the car and pressed into her as he whispered in her ear in The Wedding Date:

    Nick pressing up against Kat who's pressed up against the car

    3. When Laurie helped Amy untie her apron in Little Women:

    4. When Laurie chased Jo around the beach in Little Women:

    5. When Cecilia emerged from the fountain in front of a stunned Robbie in Atonement:

    6. When Jack held Ennis in the tent in Brokeback Mountain:

    7. When Sam told Kate that he could "fix" various things for her in Holes:

    Sam talking to Kate through her window

    8. When Mr. Darcy emerged from the lake with his white shirt in (Colin Firth's) Pride & Prejudice:

    9. When Mr. Darcy professed his love to Elizabeth in the pouring rain in (Matthew Macfadyen's) Pride & Prejudice:

    10. When Mr. Darcy helped Elizabeth into her carriage and FLEXED HIS HAND BECAUSE HE WAS SO AFFECTED in Pride & Prejudice:

    Mr. Darcy flexing his hand

    11. When Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth did their hate/love dance and everyone else seemed to disappear from the ballroom in Pride & Prejudice:

    12. When Mr. Lefroy threw this smirk at Jane as they danced together in Becoming Jane:

    13. When Jane and Mr. Lefroy had their tension/innuendo-filled conversation in the library in Becoming Jane:

    We interrupt this program to bring you the very tension filled scene between Jane and Mr. Lefroy that, frankly, needs to be watched to be understood:

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    14. Back to our regularly scheduled programing. When Fitz asked Olivia for "one minute" while on the campaign trail on Scandal:

    Fitz and Olivia standing in the hallway

    15. When Fitz, in a callback, asked Olivia for "one minute" during their (Season 1) goodbye on Scandal:

    16. When Brienne tried to return Oathkeeper to Jaime and he refused, saying that "it will always be hers" on Game of Thrones:

    17. When Lenny and Midge shared their intimate dance in Florida on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel:

    18. When Lenny offered Midge the "final puff" of their shared smoke on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel:

    Lenny offering Midge the last hit

    19. When Santana and Sebastian had their "Smooth Criminal" battle in Blaine's honor on Glee:

    20. When Charlie perfectly and gracefully caught Jody during their stage shenanigans in Center Stage:

    21. When William ran his fingers through Noora's hair on SKAM:

    22. When Torrance and Cliff brushed their teeth next to each other in Bring It On:

    Torrance and Cliff brushing their teeth, side-by-side

    23. When Cliff pushed Torrance on the swing in Bring It On:

    Cliff pushing Torrance on the swing

    24. When Kevin fixed Black a meal at his restaurant and watched him eat in Moonlight:

    25. When Simon and Daphne brushed their hands against one another while looking at his mom's favorite painting on Bridgerton:

    Daphne and Simon holding hands

    26. When Simon licked the spoon at tea on Bridgerton:

    27. When Simon rolled up his sleeves while his friend was in the boxing ring on Bridgerton:

    28. When Graham held onto Megan's arm while they were forced to sit through another anti-gay presentation in But I'm A Cheerleader:

    29. When Matty tenderly caressed Jenna's head while they were dancing for the Poise photoshoot in 13 Going on 30:

    Matty dancing with Jenna

    30. When Bond comforted Vesper in the shower after she watched him kill two men in Casino Royale:

    31. When Mr. Knightley held onto Emma's waist a TOUCH longer than necessary during their dance in Emma:

    32. When Mr. Knightley looked at Emma as she ate her berry in Emma:

    Mr. Knightley and Emma sharing a look

    33. When Michael removed the ring from Julianne's finger with his mouth in My Best Friend's Wedding:

    We interrupt this program to bring you this titlating scene between Michael and Jules and a wedding ring that's NOT meant for them:

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    34. Back to our regularly scheduled programming: When India and Charlie played the piano with one another in Stoker:

    35. When Alan M. untangled Josie's back chain in her hotel room in Josie and the Pussycats:

    Alan M. running his fingers up Josie's back

    36. When Mark and Bridget shared this look across the table at her birthday dinner in Bridget Jones's Diary:

    37. When Landon gave Jamie her temporary tattoo in A Walk to Remember:

    38. When Frida and Tina danced their sensual tango in Frida:

    39. When Romeo and Juliet stared at each other through the fish tank in Romeo + Juliet:

    40. When Lestat bit into Louis's neck in Interview with a Vampire:

    41. When Archer took off the Countess's glove in Age of Innocence:

    Archer removing the Countess's glove

    42. When Carlisle bandaged Bella's arm after papercut-gate in The Twilight Saga: New Moon:

    Carlisle suturing up Bella's arm

    43. When Céline brushed Jesse's hair out of his face and then gently caressed his neck in Before Sunrise:

    44. When Maria and Captain von Trapp danced with each other in The Sound of Music:

    Captain von Trapp and Maria staring into each other's eyes

    45. When Peter twirled Lara Jean by her back pocket in To All The Boys I've Loved Before:

    46. When Peter slowly retreated away from Lara Jean's hotel room in To All The Boys I've Loved Before:

    47. When Luce and Rachel shared a moment at the punch bowl while they were looking for Rachel's wedding ring in Imagine Me & You:

    Rachel and Luce looking at each other over the punch bowl

    48. When Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed had to get close to both listen on the phone in It's A Wonderful Life:

    Jimmy and Donna listening in on the same phone

    49. When Kyle stole Lola's lollipop in LOL:

    50. When Jake and Lainey slept together without actually, you know, sleeping together in Sleeping with Other People:

    Lainey and Jake laying in bed with each other

    51. Last, but not least, when Edward closed the jewelry lid on Vivian's hands in Pretty Woman:

    I know this list was LONG, but I know there are EVEN MORE examples* out there — so sound off with your favorite non-sexual sex moments in the comments below!

    *Seriously. I could have kept going but my editor told me that I had to stop at some point and submit this post finally.