1. When you lie about your laughing habits, and it's barely even your fault:
2. When you're fashionably late:
3. When you have serious ulterior motives:
4. When you need to exaggerate because you're such a good friend:
5. When you're trying to be polite about the fact that you don't ever plan on leaving your house:
6. When you're just done:
7. When you seriously can't even be bothered:
8. When you're hungry, but don't plan on moving:
9. When text notifications are ruining your social media stalking:
10. When you're thinking with one head:
11. When you instantly regret making plans:
12. When someone you hate keeps texting:
13. When someone sends you a link and you DO NOT have time for that:
14. When your friend is dating someone new and you're trying to be supportive:
15. When someone offends you and there's no going back:
16. When you're avoiding awkward situations through text:
17. When you've drank one too many Mimosas and need to get off your phone:
18. When you've actually, very possibly met your soulmate:
19. When you're in the bathroom and Twitter just isn't exciting enough:
20. When you're testing to see how strong a friendship really is:
21. And when your phone personally victimizes you:
